Artisanal Gibberish



A slim volume of poetry, just the sort of thing to leave on the toilet tank in the bathroom, or gift to your least-beloved relative. 

Tobias's brush with (or possibly "having been thoroughly mugged by") the muses of poetry, this first in a threatened series contains poems* regarding such things as The Kracken, Bears, Saint George, Ships, Scotsmen, Ghosts, Chickens...well you get the idea.

You can hear Tobias reading compositions from this book and others (no one seems to be able to stop him) on The Adequate Podcast, featured elsewhere on this website.


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